A couple of years ago, Duran Duran's Simon Le Bon commented on the downward spiral Amy Winehouse had got herself into by telling Uncut:

"Even if she doesn't die of a drug overdose, she's going to die of malnutrition. That's what worries me. What happened to those fabulous tits?"

At the time it seemed like a tasteless comment, but Amy's tits are the hot topic of the day, so let's get on and talk about them in gory detail, shall we?

It has been revealed that Winehouse's recent trip to hospital wasn't due to a bad reaction to medication for a cold, as was reported by some, but because her new breast implants had started leaking. Which, considering they apparently cost her £35,000, seems a bit rubbish.

Speaking on his new online TV show, 'Mitch Winehouse's Showbiz Rant', Amy's breasts' official spokesman said:

"It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine. She just had a little leaky something or other," while pointing to his chest.

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